AHMADINEJAD - THE FOOL!!!

This is the latest AN joke circulating in Shiraz ...

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On his recent visit to Washington Ahmadinejad was quite impressed with how modern the Country was and how disciplined services seemed to run. [He was impressed but didn't want to show it : down with America! after all]

In a private meeting he asked American President Barak Obama "How come your Country is so modern and so great?"

Obama replied that this was because, in America, planning was done and, when before someone was allowed to stand for office, checks were made on their IQ. He said he could best illustrate this with an example.

So he called Hillary Clinton in to show how intelligent his Cabinet members were.

Obama : "Mrs Clinton .. I want to ask you a question and you have 30 minutes to answer it"

Who is the one who is your parents child but is not your brother or sister?

Ahmadinejad looked confused.

Hillary thought for a while and then said : That would be myself.

Ahmadinejad was VERY impressed, clapping and crying bravo!!

Ahmadinejad travels back to Iran urgently, desperate to check his own Ministers' IQ.

He called for Mottaki on his arrival and said :

"You are a fool - why did I ask you to be Foreign Minister?!". I'm going to ask you a question and you have 3 days to answer it - or I will fire you immediately" :

Who is the one who is your parents child but is not your brother or sister?

Motaki thinks and thinks for a whole day and is unable to come up with an answer. He becomes desperate so thinks to himself :

"I'd better go and ask Saeed Hajarian (mastermind of the reformist movement) as he's a clever guy!".

So he goes to the prison, finds Hajarian and says "Hey you! You are an America-lover - now tell me :

Who is the one who is your parents child but is not your brother or sister?

Hajarian replies immediately : "Why that would be me".

A delighted Mottaki runs from the prison and back to AN shouting "At last - I have found the Answer!!!" - it's Saeed Hajarian!!!"

Ahmadinejad is furious with him and shouts :

"NOOOOOO you FOOOOL!!! You are an Idiot!!!"

The answer's not Saeed Hajarian
It's Hillary Clinton
Can't you see that!!!???!!!